evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

(via bertholdty)

"I need you to be clingy because I’m paranoid and I begin to think you don’t like me if you’re not."

— My fucked up brain (via emotionalfarts)

(via anchorsofasinner)

(Source: moringmark, via doctorvaljean)

mxydxy:

iraffiruse:

The Quokka

HE POSED FOR A FUCKKJNG SELFIIWE I CANT RIGHT NOWE

(via darnnielle)

paleosteno:

one of my favorite simpsons quotes

(Source: thesimpsonswayoflife, via royalturkeyz)

(Source: kiekstn, via xfuji)

baby husky and its tennis ball

(Source: yeollovemebaek, via stripperlecki)

(Source: tomhazeldine, via orendurr)

stellavee:

STOP, YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

stellavee:

STOP, YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via pastanoodle)

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

(via gandalf-in-the-tardis)

nolanslifeisaverage:

Never forget.

(Source: creativealias, via rosenburgers)

peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

(Source: neotoyko, via the-perks-of-piercing-the-veil)

swanbeanies:

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

(Source: thatssoproblematic, via gandalf-in-the-tardis)